It was the night before Christmas, Sunday, December 24 around 7pm. Peter Davies, 74 had just finished his shift as a supermarket Santa. It had been a busy evening. Davies was not done yet. Davies…
Teenager warned he could face prison after “Festive”…
Mathew Mudge, 19, of Barkley Street appeared in Morley Crown Court on two charges relating to sexual misconduct against girls aged 14 and 16. Mudge allegedly sent an image of his genitals decorated with mistletoe…
Council crack’s down on bad busker’s
The Knobble Head town council has implemented a five-point plan to rid the roads of below-par vagabond musicians. A one-man task-force, headed by local celebrity sax-player Stan Temple was up. Temple, a session musician who…
Warrant of arrest issued to woman for drug-induced…
Margaret Henley, 43, of Bromley Avenue was reported to the police after harassing teenagers at local delicatessen Hello Deli. Henley entered the shop and appeared to be having visual and auditory hallucinations. Henley told patrons…
Round about time for an accident
Why is overtaking in our town centre traffic circle encouraged when all roads leading off are single carriageway? It's enough to drive a lady dilly. I have travelled the High Street daily, watching the traffic…
Octogenarian Bachelor Blamed for Herpes Epidemic
Oaktree Lodge Retirement Village is situated 5 km West of Knobble Hill town square, on the old Copeland farm. It was here, in these quiet streets, flanked with immaculate gardens guarded by ceramic gnomes, that…
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